I was grandly pissed two Sundays ago. Remember that day when the country stopped breathing and watched Manny Pacquiao demolish Erik Morales? For a fight that lasted less than ten minutes, I was tortured by hundreds of commercials that almost made me swear never to patronize all of their products and services.
So pissed was I during commercial breaks that I had to surf channels to keep my sanity. But I was made even angrier by GMA Channel 7 when it announced who won and in which round the bout stopped even before the fight carrier, its bitter rival, began Round 1.
I gritted my teeth and watched the fight nonetheless. Manny’s spectacular win made me forget my plan to go to Quiapo and light black candles for all those who pissed me off that day. Then I saw Ilocos Sur governor Chavit Singson on top of the boxing ring trying so hard to steal some sunshine from the winner. He looked every bit like he did not belong on top of a boxing ring. He didn’t.
And then the champ arrived back home to a hero’s welcome.
My head spun and I felt this murderous rage previously reserved for this turd in-law of mine when I saw plastered on every newspaper and beamed on every television set Lito Atienza, his son Ali and congressman Miles Roces. That same day, Manny was dragged to the palace to have his pictures taken with the fake president.
When I have more time in my hands, I will start a national campaign to discourage people from voting politicians who stick to Filipino champs like leeches. The cheekiness of the Atienzas, Roces, Singsons and Arroyos are out of this world. Decency has abandoned them completely.
They must be stopped.
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11-28-2006
